I like beer.
But I don't like all beer. These reviews are my attempt to figure out which beers I do or do not like, and preserve my thoughts for the next time I find myself in front of a supermarket shelf and can't remember if I like something or not.
Obviously these reviews are just my own opinion, but I will be ranking the drinks from 0-5, where 0 is something I find undrinkable and 5 is a really tasty drink that I want more of.
The review listing
These reviews are in order of when I wrote them, with their rankings shown in the square brackets.
2024 reviews
- Hobgoblin Gold • 3/5
- Old Speckled Hen • 4/5
- Brewdog Punk IPA • 2/5
- Brewdog Hazy Jane • 3/5
- Brewdog Lost Lager • 3/5
- Brewdog Elvis Juice • 2/5
- Brewdog Planet Pale Ale • 3/5
- Brewdog Neon Dream • 1/5
- Brewdog Hazy Jane Guava • 2/5
- Brewdog Hoppy Xmas • 4/5
- Brewdog Hazy Jane Pineapple • 4/5
- Brewdog Speedbird OG • 3/5
- Brewdog Hazy Jane Peach • 2/5
- Brewdog Dead Pony Club • 1/5
- Greene King Abbot Ale • 4/5
- John Smith's Extra Smooth • 3/5
- Sharp's Doom Bar • 4/5
- Dab Dortmunder Export • 3/5
- Heineken Original • 4/5
- Greene King IPA • 4/5
2025 reviews
- East Coast IPA • 4/5
- Ruddles Best • 4/5
- Old Golden Hen • 3/5
- Belhaven 80 Shilling • 4/5
- Thornbridge Lukas • 4/5
- Magic Rock Saucery • 2/5
- Siren Yu Lu • 3/5
- Kopparberg Mixed Fruit Cider • 3/5
- Staropramen Premium • 4/5
- Hobgoblin Ruby Beer • 4/5
- Vocation Hebden Lager • 3/5
- Cobra Premium • 4/5
- Aspall Crisp Apple Cyder • 4/5
- Hobgoblin Original IPA • 5/5
- Cottage Delight North Pole • 4/5
- Cottage Delight Grumpy Santa • 4/5
- Cottage Delight Snow Balls • 3/5
- Cottage Delight Stuffed Turkey • 4/5
- Greene King Prior Life • 4/5
- Fuller's London Pride • 4/5
- Mythos Hellenic Beer • 4/5
- Robinsons Iron Maiden Trooper IPA • 4/5
- Timothy Taylor's Landlord • 3/5
- Hook Norton Hooky Gold • 4/5
- Hobson's Dhustone Stout • 5/5
- Salopian Shropshire Gold • 4/5
- Hook Norton Old Hooky • 5/5
- Hook Norton Hooky • 4/5
- Damm Free Damm • 3/5
- Guinness Original Extra Stout • 4/5
- Wainwright Amber • 4/5
- Molson Canadian Lager • 1/5
- Sharp's Atlantic Pale Ale • 4/5
- K Cider • 4/5
- Budweiser Budvar • 3/5
- Shipyard American Pale Ale • 4/5
2026 reviews
- Rosa Blanca • 3/5
- Shipyard American IPA • 4/5
- Brewgooder Filla • 2/5
- Old Session Hen • 4/5
- Harviestoun Haggis Hunter • 4/5
- Newcastle Brown Ale • 5/5
- Taiwan Beer • 3/5
- Kronenbourg 1664 • 4/5
- Camden Hells Lager • 2/5
- Coors Beer • 1/5
- Desperados Red Caipirinha • 3/5
- Desperados Tropical Daiquiri • 4/5
- Carlsberg Danish Pilsner • 2/5
- Tennent's Lager • 4/5
- Prime Time Lager • 4/5
- Prime Time IPA • 3/5
- Freedom Premium Lager • 4/5
- Hollyrood Pale Ale • 4/5
- Brewdog Wingman Session IPA • 3/5
- Toast Northern Monk Lager • 4/5
- Scrumpy Jack • 5/5
- Bully Beer Game On Session Lager • 3/5
- Bully Beer Bullseye Lager • 4/5
- Original Stormtrooper Space Craft Lager • 4/5
- Original Stormtrooper Galactic Pale Ale • 4/5

